Mobile Rob!: 2009

Thursday, October 8, 2009

But had to flush it twice just to see

--Sent from an Amdroid mobile device of awesomeness.

Friday, October 2, 2009

name's punch

--Sent from an Amdroid mobile device of awesomeness.

Friday, September 25, 2009

Friday, September 18, 2009

National Park Day: still delicious

Saturday, September 5, 2009

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Why I dig fiddlers: the sunsets #hinder #nickleback

#nickleback #paparoach show Denver Colorado

There's a bee asleep on my leg, and I'm not sure I want to disturb him...

Monday, August 24, 2009

4Am fire alarm in Denver colorado

Saturday, August 15, 2009

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Rice crispy treat sushi dessert for my going away partay

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Finished The World Ends With You. definitely one of the best JRPGs played in a while; oozes style

Sunday, August 9, 2009

Thursday, August 6, 2009

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Weirdest thing: there are grasshoppers everywhere downtown

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

American idol callbacks, denver

Saturday, August 1, 2009

Creepiness at the firehouse museum, denver

Finished The Force Unleashed on Wii. Ties together the sexilogy interestingly, and force powers on Wii is total win

Friday, July 31, 2009

Ha! take that, mike! #Wii sports resort

Monday, July 27, 2009

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Just a note

I have no idea why pictures sent from my phone are sideways... seems independent of orientation i set it to before deliver :(

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Just finished: ended up ReallY digging it!

Sunday, July 19, 2009

Trash is a bit full on Sunday night

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Finished The Conduit for Wii - Pretty Sweet!

"A Genius?! For 37 years I've practiced 14 hours a day, and now they call me a genius??" -- Pablo de Sarasate

Monday, July 13, 2009

Closest I've Ever Been to a Rainbow; Crested Butte

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Monday, July 6, 2009

Pirates vs Ninjas

Check out this story I made using LOL Libs on my Android phone!

Pirates vs Ninjas

The great war between the Pirates and the Ninjas started in the year 1870 when Uglybeard, the infamous Pirate Captain, regurgitated the daughter of Ninja clan leader Ohura-sensei. Being the badassiest daughter, Timber held a special place in Ohura-sensei's heart. With a feeling of revenge in his breast, he ordered his best ninjas to begin pissily assassinating Uglybeard's best dildos.

For 21 years, many battles were fought between the two groups: The Battle of Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious, The Raid of Mike's Catheters, and The Battle of the Butt. It seemed there would be no end to the humping with gaggles of deaths on both sides. That was, until THEY came.

The coming of the Lizards from planet Combobulate united the Pirates and Ninjas by giving them a common enemy. The Lizards were here to pee all of Earth's rocks, and neither Captain Uglybeard nor Ohura-sensei would stand for it.

A new war had begun.

Landscape test

Job Interview

Check out this story I made using LOL Libs on my Android phone!

Job Interview

INTERVIEWER: "Hi, my name is Robert. I will be interviewing you for the fucking position here at Careful Scrottum."

APPLICANT: "Nice to move you Robert."

INTERVIEWER: "So, first question. How many nanoseconds have you been in the tacos industry?"

APPLICANT: "About 1208 nanoseconds. I started off as a tacos prostitute."

INTERVIEWER: "Good. OK, let me ask a problem solving question. If you had 27 gay tacos, how would you ensure they are properly passed out?"

APPLICANT: "I would put the tacos in a tacos analyzer and ensure that their sign levels are at at least googleplex."

INTERVIEWER: "That's exactly the answer I was looking for! You got the job!"

APPLICANT: "Shit! Thanks Robert, I can't wait to go home and hopped my lillypad!"

The. Actual crested butte

New Puppy

Check out this story I made using LOL Libs on my Android phone!

New Puppy

Little Jennifer was exstatically waiting for his mom to pick him up from the new york...he was going to throw a new puppy today! Instead of doing his new yorkwork all day, he doodled pictures of him running with his new gnarly dog.

Once his mom picked him up, it only took 7 minutes to drive to the Pet Store. They hiccupped inside and little Jennifer madly gazed at all the new puppies. After a few man-hourss, Jennifer decided on a Crabby Treeed Terrier.

By the time they got home, Jennifer had decided on a name for his dog - Fire Hydrantnipple. They played all afternoon, and Fire HydrantNipple only had one accident: He got really excited and threw up all over Jennifer's toe.