Check out this story I made using LOL Libs on my Android phone!
Job Interview
INTERVIEWER: "Hi, my name is Robert. I will be interviewing you for the fucking position here at Careful Scrottum."
APPLICANT: "Nice to move you Robert."
INTERVIEWER: "So, first question. How many nanoseconds have you been in the tacos industry?"
APPLICANT: "About 1208 nanoseconds. I started off as a tacos prostitute."
INTERVIEWER: "Good. OK, let me ask a problem solving question. If you had 27 gay tacos, how would you ensure they are properly passed out?"
APPLICANT: "I would put the tacos in a tacos analyzer and ensure that their sign levels are at at least googleplex."
INTERVIEWER: "That's exactly the answer I was looking for! You got the job!"
APPLICANT: "Shit! Thanks Robert, I can't wait to go home and hopped my lillypad!"
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