But had to flush it twice just to see

--Sent from an Amdroid mobile device of awesomeness.

name's punch

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Hellllp meeeeee!

National Park Day: still delicious

The money you could be saving

Why I dig fiddlers: the sunsets #hinder #nickleback

#nickleback #paparoach show Denver Colorado

There's a bee asleep on my leg, and I'm not sure I want to disturb him...

4Am fire alarm in Denver colorado

Orientation. Test

Rice crispy treat sushi dessert for my going away partay

Finished The World Ends With You. definitely one of the best JRPGs played in a while; oozes style

Loch lamond denver colorado

Weirdest thing: there are grasshoppers everywhere downtown

American idol callbacks, denver

Creepiness at the firehouse museum, denver

Finished The Force Unleashed on Wii. Ties together the sexilogy interestingly, and force powers on Wii is total win

Ha! take that, mike! #Wii sports resort

Now That's a sandwich

Denver icon

Guy's got something to say

Just a note

I have no idea why pictures sent from my phone are sideways... seems independent of orientation i set it to before deliver :(

Just finished: ended up ReallY digging it!

Hope an AA's not around

BBB and nice pathway

Trash is a bit full on Sunday night

Finished The Conduit for Wii - Pretty Sweet!

"A Genius?! For 37 years I've practiced 14 hours a day, and now they call me a genius??" -- Pablo de Sarasate

Crested Butte and Moon

Closest I've Ever Been to a Rainbow; Crested Butte

Ducklings

Pirates vs Ninjas

Check out this story I made using LOL Libs on my Android phone!

Pirates vs Ninjas

The great war between the Pirates and the Ninjas started in the year 1870 when Uglybeard, the infamous Pirate Captain, regurgitated the daughter of Ninja clan leader Ohura-sensei.  Being the badassiest daughter, Timber held a special place in Ohura-sensei's heart.  With a feeling of revenge in his breast, he ordered his best ninjas to begin pissily assassinating Uglybeard's best dildos.

For 21 years, many battles were fought between the two groups: The Battle of Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious, The Raid of Mike's Catheters, and The Battle of the Butt.  It seemed there would be no end to the humping with gaggles of deaths on both sides. That was, until THEY came. 

The coming of the Lizards from planet Combobulate united the Pirates and Ninjas by giving them a common enemy.  The Lizards were here to pee all of Earth's rocks, and neither Captain Uglybeard nor Ohura-sensei would stand for it.

A new war had begun.

Landscape test

Job Interview

Check out this story I made using LOL Libs on my Android phone!

Job Interview

INTERVIEWER: "Hi, my name is Robert. I will be interviewing you for the fucking position here at Careful Scrottum."

APPLICANT: "Nice to move you Robert."

INTERVIEWER: "So, first question. How many nanoseconds have you been in the tacos industry?"

APPLICANT: "About 1208 nanoseconds.  I started off as a tacos prostitute."

INTERVIEWER: "Good. OK, let me ask a problem solving question. If you had 27 gay tacos, how would you ensure they are properly passed out?"

APPLICANT: "I would put the tacos in a tacos analyzer and ensure that their sign levels are at at least googleplex."

INTERVIEWER: "That's exactly the answer I was looking for! You got the job!"

APPLICANT: "Shit! Thanks Robert, I can't wait to go home and hopped my lillypad!"

The. Actual crested butte

New Puppy

Check out this story I made using LOL Libs on my Android phone!

New Puppy

Little Jennifer was exstatically waiting for his mom to pick him up from the new york...he was going to throw a new puppy today!  Instead of doing his new yorkwork all day, he doodled pictures of him running with his new gnarly dog. 

Once his mom picked him up, it only took 7 minutes to drive to the Pet Store.  They hiccupped inside and little Jennifer madly gazed at all the new puppies.  After a few man-hourss, Jennifer decided on a Crabby Treeed Terrier.

By the time they got home, Jennifer had decided on a name for his dog - Fire Hydrantnipple.  They played all afternoon, and Fire HydrantNipple only had one accident: He got really excited and threw up all over Jennifer's toe. 

Having a new puppy, Jennifer had never been so smelly in all of his life! 

Horse Infestation

In crested butte

Crested butte

Talk of the Town: drinking

Talk of the Town
230 Elk Ave, Crested Butte, CO 81224
(970) 349-6809
http://maps.google.com/maps?q=38.869726,-106.98702(Talk+of+the+Town)&latlng=38869726,-106987020,1703427337079998149

cool buildings

Playboy visited with gifts

Bunnies playing last friday

Ginger is very organized eater

Robot man drinking long islands and playing touch games

The only smile I can get out of her

Tuned Banjo, thanks to gStrings App

My phone has a tuner now!  So I broke out the 'ol banjo.

I didn't know these did that

Toothy smile face

Plane leaving NY

Sony vending machine in JFK airport

Winston Cools himself off

Best Cannoli in the Country

On a ferry to NJ

Lcd ads on busses

Ginger in roosevelt park the day of our leaving

Ginger after beer and food

Ginger after 10 hours in a car today

"Today was Hell."

Me and my aunt's aunt, Aunty Ella

Ginger cuddling Chelsea in Road Island

Ginger. In times square

Stage set of Wicked on Broadway

Mulberry st

Ginger takes pride in her bad photos

From our hotel in central park west

Matsu

Ginger at Matsu

Central park

Waiting

Hello from Times Square!

Times square

Doors to Abbey Road

Ginger's a happy camper @ hard rock, NY

Times square

New york hooters!

View from ny hotel

how I met your mother bar

Grand centraql in NY

Book

Mike

What studying for finals looked like all weekend

Face

Cyclops monkey friend

Not really sure

Wow, emails in 2 seconds!!!!1!!

Birthday dinner spread!

This mail ordering's getting a bit crazy, Ginger.

Over 9000

Comparison of camera apps for small text

I see...

For ryan

Nice day for a train ride

I actually like albums :( I can't stand random track singles

Looks expensive

Fiesta in a box

Dude!

These geese are always hanging around here

Train ran into some sorta trouble and had to split

Face

I lol'd.

The memes! They're everywhere.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Wonton or Dumpling?

Google will now have about 253 hits for this fortune.

Vot me!

Tilt and pan app teast from phone

Ballsy squirrel

Opening day!

May need :(

Triforce dude's been here?

Or is it a copycat...he doesn't usually write words and what's that + at the top?

Me and my Scrapps

Urban snowman

12:30

11am

9am

Face

Restaurant I want to try

Larger than life and in HD

and in our livingrooms

Handed out on 16th street - The Beast!

Cherry creek chairs

Bike porking zone

How am I supposed to get any work done

With this?

Still light out @ 7. I dig it!

Empty campus on a Sunday

Trendy ass building

Good flick

My friday morning class

Clock punching

Do it.

Traded in the old for the new!

Beautiful day on campus

Not sure why

Not sure why, but my boss handed out bright flashing shamrock bead things 'in preparation for' st patrick's

Lightbulb swap

Ginger on the way to her inlaws'

Definitely interested

Test...

Rotated 90 degrees

Non-polarized

Polarized

Reflected sunset after school

Super bowl shots

Face

Chick publication

Christians Talking smack about islam because of it's pagan heritage; hmmm...

Mannequin butt crack

Apparently low cut jeans are still in