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Pirates vs Ninjas
The great war between the Pirates and the Ninjas started in the year 1870 when Uglybeard, the infamous Pirate Captain, regurgitated the daughter of Ninja clan leader Ohura-sensei. Being the badassiest daughter, Timber held a special place in Ohura-sensei's heart. With a feeling of revenge in his breast, he ordered his best ninjas to begin pissily assassinating Uglybeard's best dildos.
For 21 years, many battles were fought between the two groups: The Battle of Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious, The Raid of Mike's Catheters, and The Battle of the Butt. It seemed there would be no end to the humping with gaggles of deaths on both sides. That was, until THEY came.
The coming of the Lizards from planet Combobulate united the Pirates and Ninjas by giving them a common enemy. The Lizards were here to pee all of Earth's rocks, and neither Captain Uglybeard nor Ohura-sensei would stand for it.
A new war had begun.
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