Ha! take that, mike! #Wii sports resort

Now That's a sandwich

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I have no idea why pictures sent from my phone are sideways... seems independent of orientation i set it to before deliver :(

Just finished: ended up ReallY digging it!

Hope an AA's not around

BBB and nice pathway

Trash is a bit full on Sunday night

Finished The Conduit for Wii - Pretty Sweet!

"A Genius?! For 37 years I've practiced 14 hours a day, and now they call me a genius??" -- Pablo de Sarasate

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Closest I've Ever Been to a Rainbow; Crested Butte

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Pirates vs Ninjas

Check out this story I made using LOL Libs on my Android phone!

Pirates vs Ninjas

The great war between the Pirates and the Ninjas started in the year 1870 when Uglybeard, the infamous Pirate Captain, regurgitated the daughter of Ninja clan leader Ohura-sensei.  Being the badassiest daughter, Timber held a special place in Ohura-sensei's heart.  With a feeling of revenge in his breast, he ordered his best ninjas to begin pissily assassinating Uglybeard's best dildos.

For 21 years, many battles were fought between the two groups: The Battle of Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious, The Raid of Mike's Catheters, and The Battle of the Butt.  It seemed there would be no end to the humping with gaggles of deaths on both sides. That was, until THEY came. 

The coming of the Lizards from planet Combobulate united the Pirates and Ninjas by giving them a common enemy.  The Lizards were here to pee all of Earth's rocks, and neither Captain Uglybeard nor Ohura-sensei would stand for it.

A new war had begun.

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Job Interview

Check out this story I made using LOL Libs on my Android phone!

Job Interview

INTERVIEWER: "Hi, my name is Robert. I will be interviewing you for the fucking position here at Careful Scrottum."

APPLICANT: "Nice to move you Robert."

INTERVIEWER: "So, first question. How many nanoseconds have you been in the tacos industry?"

APPLICANT: "About 1208 nanoseconds.  I started off as a tacos prostitute."

INTERVIEWER: "Good. OK, let me ask a problem solving question. If you had 27 gay tacos, how would you ensure they are properly passed out?"

APPLICANT: "I would put the tacos in a tacos analyzer and ensure that their sign levels are at at least googleplex."

INTERVIEWER: "That's exactly the answer I was looking for! You got the job!"

APPLICANT: "Shit! Thanks Robert, I can't wait to go home and hopped my lillypad!"

The. Actual crested butte

New Puppy

Check out this story I made using LOL Libs on my Android phone!

New Puppy

Little Jennifer was exstatically waiting for his mom to pick him up from the new york...he was going to throw a new puppy today!  Instead of doing his new yorkwork all day, he doodled pictures of him running with his new gnarly dog. 

Once his mom picked him up, it only took 7 minutes to drive to the Pet Store.  They hiccupped inside and little Jennifer madly gazed at all the new puppies.  After a few man-hourss, Jennifer decided on a Crabby Treeed Terrier.

By the time they got home, Jennifer had decided on a name for his dog - Fire Hydrantnipple.  They played all afternoon, and Fire HydrantNipple only had one accident: He got really excited and threw up all over Jennifer's toe. 

Having a new puppy, Jennifer had never been so smelly in all of his life! 

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